"I Saw You Kiss Her"

This was the best episode of Laguna Beach yet! Here is the recap:

A lot of things happened in this episode. There was a benefit for the victims of the landslide. Aptly named "Fight the Slide 2005". I'm pretty sure it was Steven who came up with the name.

This was a fashion show and live auction. Well, before the fashion show starts Talan sings a song for the masses. I hear the boy got signed with a big name label. He better get some singing lessons STAT!

Jason appears drunk, or stupid, maybe both. As during Talans song, he says "I love you Jason." What? Why does everybody love that hideous Jason? Jason pulls Jessica onto his lap where they go crazy over Talan's song. They must be wearing some big ole beerplugs, because they are acting like homeboy can sing.

Alex M is up next with her singing debut. She actually has potential. She reminds me of a non professional Kelly Clarkson. I think she has some raw talent. During Alex's song, Jason tries to cozy up to Lauren aka LC. "I don't like other girls sitting on your lap Jason." "Babe, she just sat down." Of course she just sat down, they way you pulled her she would have fallen on the ground if she didn't land on your lap. He left that part out when explaining to LC.

Jason takes LC aside, so they can talk. For Jason, talk = lie. Got it? Good. "Do you still like Jessica?" "It's like you don't trust me. As gross as it sounds I'm obsessed with you." If by gross you mean stupid, then yeah Jason, it does sound gross.

LC goes back to her directing and talks down to Jessica to behave. "Who's lap was I sitting on?" asks Jessica wearing her best drunk poker face. Jessica then disappears, LC is concerned about Jessica's whereabouts. Partially because she has to walk the runway in just minutes. LC rounds the corner she hears Jessica say to Jason "I've been looking for you everywhere." Then Jason says "Don't worry, I still care about you." The LC sees Jason kissing Jessica! Say it with me here, Ooooh. Busted.

Jason tries to approach LC, "Get away from me." "I don't like it when people try to make me look dumb." "Be mature." Was Jasons response. Dieter was listening. He was there for LC to cry on his shoulder. She only cried for like 30 seconds. Way to pull it together girl.

The drama continues. Dieter confronts Jason. Jason says that Jessica forced herself on him. Then Jason "swears on his life" that it was Jessica. Dieter, being the stand up guy that he is (he's also Jessicas ex). Decides to call Jessica on his Treo. He puts her on speaker phone and confronts her. Jessica totally denied the kiss. Dieter hung up on her.

Then LC pops up in the background. "Hey Dieter! Did you just yell at Jessica? Because it really wasn't her. I watched it, and it was all Jason."

LC you need to stop slummin'. You really couldn't go any lower than Jason. Well, except maybe if you hooked up with Kevin Federline. But thankfully at the moment, he's taken.