Recaps Coming Soon!

I have to admit, I pondered giving up the LB recap due to the extremely bad feeling I got in the pit of my stomach watching all the mean girls!

But now, in the spirit of the newly revamped bitchfest that is Laguana Beach, I'd like to do an overview of the characters.

Kyndra, come on girl, even the spelling of your name annoys me. From now on I have a new name for her it's Kyndrama. Half the pretty and one hundred times the drama of Lauren Conrad.

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Cami, man did her Momma beat that girl with an ugly stick? She is the best friend of Kyndrama and I know why. Kyndrama is so insecure she has to hang out with the ugliest chick in the LB. Cami is so ugly on the outside, it makes her inside not seem as bad. It's nice to see somebody so mean be ugly.

Can anyone think of a good nickname for her? I kind of like Scami, but it's too easy.

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Tessa, I like her she is very sweet. The only thing that kind of annoys me is her lips. Put on a little lip gloss honey and you will be as sweet on the outside as you are on the inside. She's not Kristen, but I like her. How much the mere presence of Tessa annoys Breana, Kyndrama, and Cami? Priceless.


Raquel, I think she's my favorite. She is a thirty year old in a teenage body. Super sweet, smart and secure. Oh, and she bakes. She has the best looking boyfriend who isn't into drama. Loves it!

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Cameron, I don't know what all the girls see in him. He has a permanent look on his face. One that seems to be looking into the sun and isn't really a smile, but is. Kind of like a male Mona Lisa with a blank look in the eyes. You know he's not thinking about anything.

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Kelan, his name annoys me. It's kind of like Talan with a Ke instead of a Ta. Not feeling it. I know what a talan is, but what's a kelan? Oh, a spoiled boy who is clumsy around the girls. Got it. It's going to turn into a catch phrase. "I tried to talk to Jenna, but I went all kelan around her."

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Breana, the little sister of Lauren Conrad. I can't help but think how much prettier she would be without that color hair. I like brown hair, but it does nothing for her. It makes me focus on her chin. Lose the friends, highlight or color that hair, and play up your eyes so I can stop looking at your chin and you will be a main character. Otherwise, you will probably be made fun of on SNL. Sad but true. Our society is very obsessed with beauty.

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Is it just me or do those boys in the band look really old? I don't know what is in the water in Laguna Beach, but the guys always look really old.

Season Three Starts Tonight!

Tonight at 10:00 PM EST, MTV will air the first series of Season Three, Laguna Beach!

I'm interested to see how the new Narrator will do. Kristin's are some pretty big shoes to fill.

I have a feeling I'm going to like the new season.

Jasons Side of The Story...

Jason pours his heart out on MySpace. Read it HERE.

No More Jason or Brody!

I can hardly contain myself. I'm so glad Lauren broke up with Jason! I'm still mad at him for cheating on her.

I hope she did it because she went to Paris, France this summer. I missed the last episode of The Hills so I don't know if she got the internship. She better have! Lets see, Paris, or Jason hmmmm, which do you pick? Hello Paris goodbye Jason.

Kristin broke up with Brody Jenner. OK, he didn't bother me. But, I hope she hooks up with some hot Hollywood guy like, The Rock or Tyrese, or how about P-Diddy. I know, they are old for her but think of the press they would get. Wouldn't that be fun? Oh, or how about Justin Timberlake? They would make a good couple. One can dream right?

Lauren should stay by herself and focus on her school and internship. But Kristin's career would only benefit from a high profile relationship.

That is my two cents on the subject.

Sample Talans Music

http://www.myspace.com/talanmusic

Check out Talans MySpace. I actually like the song Dead In Hollywood.

Sneak Peek of Kristin on Veronica Mars

Kristin Dons her Cheerleader Uniform for Veronica Mars.

I think she looks cute.

See more pics from the episode HERE.

Lauren on Jason

The LA Daily News has quoted LC as saying of her and Jason:

"We were dating for a while, but no one from MTV knew because we were trying to hide it. They found out and started filming us, and then we had a big fight on TV. We broke up for about a month but ended up getting back together."

But we all knew they were still together. It's kind of nice to hear what Lauren has to say about it.