Recaps Coming Soon!

I have to admit, I pondered giving up the LB recap due to the extremely bad feeling I got in the pit of my stomach watching all the mean girls!

But now, in the spirit of the newly revamped bitchfest that is Laguana Beach, I'd like to do an overview of the characters.

Kyndra, come on girl, even the spelling of your name annoys me. From now on I have a new name for her it's Kyndrama. Half the pretty and one hundred times the drama of Lauren Conrad.

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Cami, man did her Momma beat that girl with an ugly stick? She is the best friend of Kyndrama and I know why. Kyndrama is so insecure she has to hang out with the ugliest chick in the LB. Cami is so ugly on the outside, it makes her inside not seem as bad. It's nice to see somebody so mean be ugly.

Can anyone think of a good nickname for her? I kind of like Scami, but it's too easy.

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Tessa, I like her she is very sweet. The only thing that kind of annoys me is her lips. Put on a little lip gloss honey and you will be as sweet on the outside as you are on the inside. She's not Kristen, but I like her. How much the mere presence of Tessa annoys Breana, Kyndrama, and Cami? Priceless.


Raquel, I think she's my favorite. She is a thirty year old in a teenage body. Super sweet, smart and secure. Oh, and she bakes. She has the best looking boyfriend who isn't into drama. Loves it!

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Cameron, I don't know what all the girls see in him. He has a permanent look on his face. One that seems to be looking into the sun and isn't really a smile, but is. Kind of like a male Mona Lisa with a blank look in the eyes. You know he's not thinking about anything.

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Kelan, his name annoys me. It's kind of like Talan with a Ke instead of a Ta. Not feeling it. I know what a talan is, but what's a kelan? Oh, a spoiled boy who is clumsy around the girls. Got it. It's going to turn into a catch phrase. "I tried to talk to Jenna, but I went all kelan around her."

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Breana, the little sister of Lauren Conrad. I can't help but think how much prettier she would be without that color hair. I like brown hair, but it does nothing for her. It makes me focus on her chin. Lose the friends, highlight or color that hair, and play up your eyes so I can stop looking at your chin and you will be a main character. Otherwise, you will probably be made fun of on SNL. Sad but true. Our society is very obsessed with beauty.

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Is it just me or do those boys in the band look really old? I don't know what is in the water in Laguna Beach, but the guys always look really old.